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Badafinitions: The Hottest Words in Gay Lingo
Never be left in the dark again at your next cocktail party or gay BFF night out with our sampler of the latest chorva for your next chienes.
Alicia Mayer. Let’s go/alis na. A play on the word alis (alis-ya). Get it? Usage: If you’re about to leave a gathering say: “Halika na, Alicia Mayer na tayo.”
Bahamas, Bahavia. Flooded. Usage: “Hindi ako puwede today. Bahamas kasi sa labas.”
Balur, Balurva. House. Usage: If a friend calls you on your mobile phone and you happen to just be chillin’ at home, you can say: “Dito sa balur.”
Chuckie Dreyfus. Chaka, ugly. Usage: “Chuckie Dreyfus ng fezticles!” (see definition below)
Dietrich, Diteld. Dito, here. Usage: “Diteld na sa balurva (see definition above).”
Drivam; Tayiz. Driver (Taxi Driver, usually); Tayo. Usage: When in a cab with friends and you want to talk about the creepy or the smelly taxi driver. You can say: “Friend, creepy ang dribam. Baba na tayiz.”
Echoserang frog; echoserang horse. One who fabricates stories. From echos, 70s gay slang for a lie. Usage: Without offending a liar of a friend, say “Alam mo, echoserang frog ka.” ‘Frog” because he has more than a mouthful to say.
Fezticles. Face. Usage: “Ganda ng fezticles!”
Johalia Jackson/Johalia Jackstone. Mahal, expensive. Usage: “Ay, Johalia Jackson naman nitong Sushmita (see definition below).”
Julisima, Julie Andrews, Julie Yap Daza, Julie Vega; Georgia or Erminguard. Huli; Security guard. Usage: If an up-to-no-good friend is about to do something illegal like shoplift or trespass private property, you can say: “Naku, pag na-julisima ka ng georgia, bahala ka sa buhay mo.”
Jumujulanis Morisette. Umuulan, raining. Usage: “Naku Jumujulanis Morisette! Baka Bahavia na sa amin!”
Keri. OK, or I can do it depending on the context. Usage: If a friend asks you if it’s alright with you to go with her to the mall, you can say “keri” which means OK. Or, if she asks you if you can buy her some false eyelashes the next time you go to SM, say “Ay, keri ko ‘yan.” This word has also now pervades the everyday language of yuppies and college kids.
Koraz/Korams. Korek, correct. Usage: Use in place of “You’re right!”
Portuguesa. Lesbian. Why? Because the capital of Portugal is Lisbon and it sounds like lesbo. Yes, the association of meanings can be as crazy as this one. Usage: If you want to stealthily talk about someone who’s rumored to be lesbian (not that there’s anything wrong about being one, but you know how tongues furiously waggle about rumors concerning someone’s sexual preference), you can say: “Portuguesa daw siya. As in.”
Shabu/Baboon. Babu/Babay/Bye-bye. Usage: “Shabu!”
Skuala Lumpur. Squatter’s area, slums. Usage: “Afraid ako dyan, skuala lumpur.”
Sunshine Dizon. Daybreak. Usage: After clubbing all night until sunrise, say “Uwi na tayo. Sunshine Dizon na!”
Sushmita. Shoes. Usage: “Ay, Johalia Jackson (see definition above) naman nitong Sushmita!”
Taxam. Taxi. Usage: “May taxam pa kaya mamayang gabi?”
Winona Ryder. Wala na/no more, or “will ride na.”
Usage: “Winona Ryder na ang career ni Winona Ryder.” Or “Go ahead, Winona Ryder with my Papa na lang.”
-tina. 5:17PM (5/2/2012)
Feeling F.O.L at 4:57am
I wish so much that I could hold you.
A simple desire, yet so hard to do.
This is a love so hopeless, but yet,
As hard as I try, I can not forget.
I want to move on, I try every day,
to get a grip on these feelings and throw them away.
But everyday I pathetically remain,
Adoring you amazingly with nothing to gain.
I want to let go of what I’m holding so tight,
and let these feelings trail off into the night,
But as soon as my hold loosens, I grab and don’t miss
Because I don’t know how to feel anything but this.
I’ve become dependent on these feelings, that I feel every day,
without them I’m lost and my hopes are astray.
So now I don’t know how to live on my own,
Without thoughts of you, I’ll be so alone.
I want to get over you, but you’ve changed me too much,
All I want is to hold you and grasp on and clutch
Because you are the one. I don’t want to let go.
You’re everything I need, you’re all that I know.
I tried to move on, that’s something I can’t do,
But no matter what I think, I only want you.
I just need some time, when I can, I’ll move on,
I’ll face life without you when I am strong.
But for now I just can’t, that’s way to tough,
I didn’t know falling out of love could be rough.
May 01, 2012 - Tuesday - 4:57am
IT’S YOU!
Tears may fall, but I won’t cry.
You can ask me, but I won’t tell you why.
And although it hurts, I won’t let it show.
I still want you so much, but no one will know..
I may think of you, but not say your name.
Even though I’m so lonely, to you it’s the same.
All, I’ll miss you so much, but you won’t know at all.
And I’ll think about it, but never call.
I’ll write down the words, but not say them out loud.
There’s so much inside me, but I won’t let it out.
I want you here with me, but I’ll never try.
My heart is broken, but I can’t say goodbye.
-tina. (2/26/2012)
The Avengers naaaaa!! :))
Storyline
Nick Fury is director of S.H.I.E.L.D, an international peace keeping agency. The agency is a who’s who of Marvel Super Heroes, with Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When global security is threatened by Loki and his cohorts, Nick Fury and his team will need all their powers to save the world from disaster.Written by WellardRockard
4/25/2012.
Women were created to be PURSUED and to NOT TO BE PURSUER…
YOU CHOOSE THE GIRL, DON’T LET THE GIRL CHOOSE YOU.
This is manhood stuff that you dont see in chick flicks where the girl usually picks the man. The man chooses. The man pursues. The man runs after the girl and not the other way around. Here is a brotherly advice for women: “Sister – if your pursue the man – you go against the grain of biblical womanhood” Women were created to be pursued and not to be the pursuer. The moment you pursue your man and he bites – you got yourself a GIRLFRIEND.You have deprived the man of your dreams to be a MAN. You have taken out the adventure he needs to go through. You have emasculated him and at the same time shortchange yourself because you pursued the man.
-Tina.
It’s Gideon Sundback day. :)
Gideon Sundback (April 24, 1880 – June 21, 1954) was a Swedish-American electrical engineer. Gideon Sundback is most commonly associated with his work in the development of the zipper.
Otto Fredrik Gideon Sundback was born on Sonarp farm in Ödestugu Parish, in Jönköping County, Småland, Sweden. He was the son of Jonas Otto Magnusson Sundbäck, a prosperous farmer, and his wife Kristina Karolina Klasdotter. After his studies in Sweden, Sundback moved to Germany, where he studied at the polytechnic school in Bingen am Rhein. In 1903, Sundback took his engineer exam. In 1905, he emigrated to the United States.
In 1905, Gideon Sundback started to work at Westinghouse Electric and Manufacturing Company in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. In 1906, Sundback was hired to work for the Universal Fastener Company in Hoboken, New Jersey. In 1909, Sundback married Elvira Aronson, who was daughter of the Swedish born plant manager, Peter Aronsson. Subsequently Sundback was promoted to the position of head designer at Universal Fastener.
Sundback made several advances in the development of the zipper between 1906 and 1914, while working for companies that later evolved into Talon, Inc. He built upon the previous work of other engineers such as Elias Howe, Max Wolff, and Whitcomb Judson. He was responsible for improving the “Judson C-curity Fastener”. At that time the company’s product was still based on hooks and eyes. Sundback developed an improved version of the C-curity, called the “Plako”, but it too had a strong tendency to pull apart, and wasn’t any more successful than the previous versions. Sundback finally solved the pulling-apart problem in 1913, with his invention of the first version not based on the hook-and-eye principle, the “Hookless Fastener No. 1”. He increased the number of fastening elements from four per inch to ten or eleven. His invention had two facing rows of teeth that pulled into a single piece by the slider, and increased the opening for the teeth guided by the slider.
In 1914 Sundback developed a version based on interlocking teeth, the “Hookless No. 2”, which was the modern metal zipper in all its essentials. In this fastener each tooth is punched to have a dimple on its bottom and a nib or conical projection on its top. The nib atop one tooth engages in the matching dimple in the bottom of the tooth that follows it on the other side as the two strips of teeth are brought together through the two Y channels of the slider. The teeth are crimped tightly to a strong fabric cord that is the selvage edge of the cloth tape that attaches the zipper to the garment, with the teeth on one side offset by half a tooth’s height from those on the other side’s tape. They are held so tightly to the cord and tape that once meshed there is not enough play to let them pull apart. A tooth cannot rise up off the nib below it enough to break free, and its nib on top cannot drop out of the dimple in the tooth above it. United States patent no. 1219881 for the “Separable Fastener” was issued in 1917.
The name zipper was created in 1923 by B.F. Goodrich, who used the device on their new boots. Initially, boots and tobacco pouches were the primary use for zippers; it took another twenty years before they caught on in the fashion industry. About the time of World War II the zipper achieved wide acceptance for the flies of trousers and the plackets of skirts and dresses.
Sundback also created the manufacturing machine for the new zipper. Lightning Fastener Company, one early manufacturer of the zipper, was based in St. Catharines, Ontario. Although Sundback frequently visited the Canadian factory as president of the company, he resided inMeadville, Pennsylvania and remained an American citizen. Sundback was awarded the Gold Medal of the Royal Swedish Academy of Engineering Sciences in 1951. Sundback died of a heart condition in 1954 and was interred at Greendale cemetery in Meadville, Pennsylvania. In 2006, Gideon Sundback was honored by inclusion in the National Inventors Hall of Fame for his work on the development of the zipper.
4/24/2012 :)
Good night :)
Funny how two people meet..
became friends,exchanged numbers,sweet quotes and messages,even dropping calls..
asking how the day was,exchanging smiles,laugh together,talk till dawn..
seems so perfect right?
but try to look deeper..
was there a time they talked about how they really feel for each other?…
not at all right?
because a set-up like this,..
is all about PLAYING SAFE..
